Rambling About.. Mark Svartz's I Hate You, Kelly Donahue

I absolutely bought this on a whim. I had a gift card and it fit the little bit I had left on said card and had an awesome cover.

It's a spiral bound notebook that looks and feels like a journal. The pages are handwritten or drawn or have things "taped" to them ... and it's hilarious.

I don't know why he hates Kelly so intensely so immediately... but he does and he relishes every plan her makes for her ultimate demise. And he makes a LOT of them.

Mouth lice? Really?

Well, at least it fits my whole Valentine's theme for February....

He stalks her. He's nice to her. He's seemingly spending every waking moment (and non-waking moments) figuring out how to rid the world of her (and still with no inkling as to why). He even DATES her.

For the better part of the year he plots and schemes (and writes hilarious journal entries) ...

And then .......

Yeah. 

Like I would actually put a spoiler of such epic magnitude here.

You're new here, aren't you?

I read it during a bus ride home from work. Less than an hour. Well worth the time.